Bye Bye Bobby

Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle traded to the Yankees for Matt Smith, C.J. Henry, Jesus Sanchez, and Carlos Monasterios. Who gave the Phillies an abacus and made them think that four shitty players are better than a 2 time all-star and a mediocre pitcher (especially when those four players consist of the two most recent people to cross the Mexican border, and a gay fireman). In theory, the Yankees could purchase every team and win the World Series. A consolation may be that Harry Kalas will continue to say that Bobby Abreu is in the lineup.

The Minotaur Mission Statement

Welcome chickadees and chickadudes, in our blog we plan to accomplish many goals. Such as this mission statement, but it wont be a cry for attention like Jerry Maguire's, fuck him, and Shadowboxer. We, being Carl(Antichrist) and Sam(Minotaur Man), of whose pseudonyms will be explained later, plan to bring top notch humor to you, the filthy, smut peddling, pedophiles of the world wide web.

Here is our e-mission statement:

1. Make obscure movie references (see above)
2. Provide witty social commentaries
3. Tell the provocative story of The Goat Singers Of Alpha Centauri
4. Berate all those who deserve it (especially Craig Bierko)
5. Garner respect from very small demographics (Abraham Lincoln style)
   
6. Use parenthesis as often as possible (Tranny Fuck)