Bye Bye Bobby
Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle traded to the Yankees for Matt Smith, C.J. Henry, Jesus Sanchez, and Carlos Monasterios. Who gave the Phillies an abacus and made them think that four shitty players are better than a 2 time all-star and a mediocre pitcher (especially when those four players consist of the two most recent people to cross the Mexican border, and a gay fireman). In theory, the Yankees could purchase every team and win the World Series. A consolation may be that Harry Kalas will continue to say that Bobby Abreu is in the lineup.