The Minotaur Mission Statement

Welcome chickadees and chickadudes, in our blog we plan to accomplish many goals. Such as this mission statement, but it wont be a cry for attention like Jerry Maguire's, fuck him, and Shadowboxer. We, being Carl(Antichrist) and Sam(Minotaur Man), of whose pseudonyms will be explained later, plan to bring top notch humor to you, the filthy, smut peddling, pedophiles of the world wide web.

Here is our e-mission statement:

1. Make obscure movie references (see above)
2. Provide witty social commentaries
3. Tell the provocative story of The Goat Singers Of Alpha Centauri
4. Berate all those who deserve it (especially Craig Bierko)
5. Garner respect from very small demographics (Abraham Lincoln style)
   
6. Use parenthesis as often as possible (Tranny Fuck)