Fat Bitch and Her Wardrobe
by Antichrist
Why does that fat bitch's shorts have "Bling Bling" written on her ass cheeks?
-Ohh, she fought in the Korean War. She got two bullets lodged in her subcutaneous tissue.
Are you serious?
-No. She's actually selling advertisement space to two Japanese business tycoons
Really?
-Haha, no. What happened was, she ate a piece of coal thinking it was one of The California Raisin characters. That was one of her life goals. Anyway, after she digested the coal, she shit out a diamond.
I didn't know you could do that. So that's the story.
-Just kidding. Really she was bending down to pick up a coupon for a free McRib, outside of an industrial building. A strip of aluminum siding fell off of the building and got stuck in her anus.
Ouch, that must have torn the ass version of her hymen.
-Fella that was ripped apart after her first trip to Taco Bell.
Finding the coupon must have been bittersweet, since she had something clogging her ass. But I don't understand why her shorts say "Bling Bling."
-She got an insurance settlement of a cool mil.
Finally a story I believe.
Why does that fat bitch's shorts have "Bling Bling" written on her ass cheeks?
-Ohh, she fought in the Korean War. She got two bullets lodged in her subcutaneous tissue.
Are you serious?
-No. She's actually selling advertisement space to two Japanese business tycoons
Really?
-Haha, no. What happened was, she ate a piece of coal thinking it was one of The California Raisin characters. That was one of her life goals. Anyway, after she digested the coal, she shit out a diamond.
I didn't know you could do that. So that's the story.
-Just kidding. Really she was bending down to pick up a coupon for a free McRib, outside of an industrial building. A strip of aluminum siding fell off of the building and got stuck in her anus.
Ouch, that must have torn the ass version of her hymen.
-Fella that was ripped apart after her first trip to Taco Bell.
Finding the coupon must have been bittersweet, since she had something clogging her ass. But I don't understand why her shorts say "Bling Bling."
-She got an insurance settlement of a cool mil.
Finally a story I believe.
posted by Goat Singer Of Alpha Centauri at 8:55 PM
3 Comments:
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