John McCain's Finest Hour

Connecting to voters as a straight talker, John McCain has entered what The Wall Street Journal has called his "Finest Hour." While they were speaking of a figurative hour, today from 11:21 AM to 12:21 PM, John McCain very clearly had his literal one.

11:21 -Ends benefit lunch by screaming "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!"

11:34 - Frees hostages that were unseasonally at a Christmas party.

11:40 - Kills Hans Gruber.

11:52 - Saves his wife from terrorists who took over an airport.

11:53 - Has a press conference about the terrorists before Giuliani can.

12:17 - Runs over glass shards in an attempt to make it to the Senate vote.

12:17 - Realizes he's not going to make it in time.

12:20 - Uses a 3 gallon jug and a 5 gallon jug to put exactly 4 gallons of rum in a jug for the post-vote party.
-AC