The resemblance is striking between your favorite blogger, and J. Jonah Jameson of Spider Man fame.
I was in the street, celebrating the Gators men's basketball championship with "Instant Champions
Just Add Gatorade" on my chest. Actually, if you're a stickler: Instant Champions was on pectoralis major, and Just Add Gatorade was on my rectus abdominus.
J. Jonah Jameson was most likely yelling at Peter Parker.
PS: I've changed the post title from Separated At Birth? to what you see now. This was done after I realized I don't want the blog sounding like Access Hollywood. Also an old man wouldn't be my twin.