Watching Porn With Your Parents

If things continue down the same path, this will happen. Of course I don't mean I'll be watching it with your parents. That will have to wait until I become a marriage counselor, and practice groundbreaking procedures. And bed breaking procedures.

Anywho, I've made some dumb decisions about what movies to watch with the fam. Any movie with fucking is going to be awkward. It's also awkward when you pull out your schlong and wack it like the masturbating bear. But I'm pretty sure you know not to do that.

However with the bad decisions I've made (Clockwork Orange, Pick of Destiny, hell even Oliver and Company was too steamy), I've become a little wiser. That wisdom was shown when I received The OH! in Ohio from Netflix today. I decided to watch the movie (an hour and a half of Parker Posey masturbating) by myself. If I watched this with my parents I would be left thinking "omg this is like so awkward." Instead I'm left thinking that I'm in love with Parker Posey, and that she's a goddess of the silver screen. -AC

What movies have you watched with your parents that was awkward like mad nuts?