Guy From The Online Predator Commercial Applies For A Job As A Suicide Hotline Operator

by Antichrist

Boss: What kind of attributes do you have to set yourself apart from the competition?

Guy: Well, my age lets me play the supportive older guy, and that's interested in the same things.

Boss: So here's a little scenario for you to prove your mettle. A mentally deranged teenager is looking for someone to talk to and connect with. She calls you and starts...

Guy: Chatting seems unthreatening to them. Once I talk about how perfect we are for each...

Boss: Other people may call and talk about having romantic problems that drive them to suicide. What kind of advice would you give a guy that's having problems with...

Guy: Meeting a teen girl online is easy. They're so desperate for...

Boss: Attention is one of the main reasons for calling the hotline. Certain circumstances require you to take lawful measures in meeting...

Guy: Them is the goal. That's when things really get interesting.

Boss: You don't know what you're doing, do you?