Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Train With Floyd Landis!


Past camp highlights:
- Lectures and instructional courses from Jose Canseco on how to inject yourself (or a teammate) with illegal substances.
- What you need to know about the dreaded urine test.
- How to win without cheating.*
- How to play dumb to talk show hosts.
- Really hard bike training stuff.**
- Live by our motto: “If they catch you, explain to them that you’re a drunk

*“How to win without cheating” was cancelled due to zero attendance and no one to teach the class.
**Training substituted for 8-hour doping session.



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