Saturday, August 12, 2006

Dream Life: Dave Navarro

by AC
He's just broken up with goddess Carmen Electra after three years of marriage, and is wasting no time getting back on the horse. Porn star Jenna Jameson separated from her husband to be with him. Maybe that other line should have been, getting back on the "whores." His availability broke up a marriage, and attracted a porn star, that's awesome. I hope they make a porn. Not as a homemade porn. I want no dubious lighting. It is Jenna Jameson though. Her homemade videos probably have professional equipment, making Paris Hilton's look like scrambled cable through nightvision goggles. Wait, it did look like that already. ANYWHO Dave Navarro is living a dream life. Ex-guitarist for Red Hot Chili Peppers, got with Carmen and Jameson.
However after tongue kissing Tommy Lee, he now has Hepatitis A through E. Okay, that may be unfair to say. B through D. At least.

Writer's Note: Today is Michael Ian Black's 35th birthday. Please make any toasts on his behalf.


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