Saturday, December 23, 2006

Dinner Prep

Are you still coming over for dinner tonight? Cool, my family's a little weird, don't be freaked out.

Well, they don't use forks. There's none in the house. They read online somewhere about Satan's pitchfork, so they think using a fork symbolizes a reliance on the devil.

Yea, we celebrate Halloween, why? Oh, they haven't found anything online about that.

So other than that, I think you're ready to meet them. We have plenty of spoons and a big collection of knives.

I suppose that is ironic. My family has a nice gun collection too.

How do you prep someone for meeting people you know?


Blogger heather said...

whach out for my dogs they have a habbit of raping people in the ass with there noses and then they have to deal with my dad asking if u want to lick his toes. lol

4:12 PM  
Blogger Goat Singer Of Alpha Centauri said...

Watch out for Heather, she steals your skills in pool.

10:25 PM  

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