Antichrist's Warning of the Week: Inflated Ego

Time magazine named "You" Person of the Year. Sorry Jiyuan Yu, Professor of Philosophy at the State University of New York at Buffalo. How do I break this to you, everyone who is Time's Person of the Year, step forward, not so fast Jiyuan Yu, Professor of Philosophy at the State University of New York at Buffalo. Oh, he counts too, well congrats. Sorry about the confusion.

Now you gotta keep your ego in check. Don't think that you can put this on a résumé. George W. Bush however, can say that he is now a three time Person of the Year. But that's only because he's a sleuthy one, and President.

This recognition does not give you a mandate for certain behavior. As you all are wondering, you cannot now publicly grope because you are Person of the Year. You could do that before. Hobos grope. They are arguably not Person of the Year, since they accounted for zero growth of user-generated content on the internet. I take that back, Bum Fight videos were definitely generated.

As a way to suppress your ego, I'll inform you that Hitler was chosen in 1938 (Mel Gibson continues to vote for him to this day). So if you want to inflate your ego, admire your dick size, America. This has been Antichrist with the Warning of the Week.