Worker Elves File Lawsuit Over "The Santa Clause 3"
by Antichrist
This week, three worker elves from the North Pole are suing over their appearance in "The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause." They claim that they were tricked into appearing in the movie by the producers.
During a break from whittling, the three elves (Bearclaw Moondance, Halek Feslin, and Maleen Burdakin) say they were each given sippy cups of Grey Goose, which according to their account, made them start "feelin' loose."
The behavior that is displayed in the movie speaks for itself. The elves blame their low tolerance for "the hooch." The production crew persuaded them to make a presentation on the construction of sex toys that goes on during the afterhours of the workshop. They were made to believe that this footage would be shown in the extras of the DVD. Instead, their two hour long instruction will be released by itself, and will be available by Christmas.
This week, three worker elves from the North Pole are suing over their appearance in "The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause." They claim that they were tricked into appearing in the movie by the producers.
During a break from whittling, the three elves (Bearclaw Moondance, Halek Feslin, and Maleen Burdakin) say they were each given sippy cups of Grey Goose, which according to their account, made them start "feelin' loose."
The behavior that is displayed in the movie speaks for itself. The elves blame their low tolerance for "the hooch." The production crew persuaded them to make a presentation on the construction of sex toys that goes on during the afterhours of the workshop. They were made to believe that this footage would be shown in the extras of the DVD. Instead, their two hour long instruction will be released by itself, and will be available by Christmas.
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