Friday, November 24, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why Prisoners Want The Web

Inmates go to court to seek right to use the Internet

by Antichrist

10) To join the Myspace group "Fuck the BCS Poll"

9) To start a bidding war on eBay for a shiv

8) Going on to be able to quote Morgan Freeman from Shawshank Redemption

7) To read the Antichrist and Minotaur Man blog

6) To post their hilarious video "Doin in the snitch" on youtube

5) How to start a jailbreak

4) Looking for the lyrics to Hilary Duff - Come Clean

3) Pwning newbs in an online debate about the death penalty

2) Ordering shirts that say "Free Your Name Here"

1) IM'ing is so much more fasionable than yelling from cell to cell


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, and don't forget beastiality porn. ^_^

7:20 PM  

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