Friday, December 15, 2006

The Gospel According To Webbie

A communion service based on the music of U2 has become the latest trend for a number of Episcopal churches across the U.S.

The U2Charist--named after the band and the Eucharist communion--weaves songs by the Irish rockers into a church service along with corresponding slides. Link

by Antichrist

A lesser known preaching method, and arguably not effective at all, is a sermon based on Lil' Webbie lyrics:

Boo I'm digging you too
You wanna be one of the chosen few
Then gon get up in this motherfucker
God wants you to be a believer, so get all up in that Holy Book and school ya'self.

Wop wop get loose let's take this shit to the room
And you just keep yourself excited til we get to the room
Jesus will one day return, so be excited about going to heaven.

It aint nobodys buisness what we do where we go how we come where we been
Matthew 6:6 - But when you pray, go to your inner room, close the door, and pray to your Father in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will repay you.

Showin up with yo thugs , me and my thugs'll make yo thugs bounce
Create a prayer community with your "apostles."

She don't mind giving me some mouth and lip service
It's better to give than receive?


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