Thursday, December 14, 2006

10 Other Uses For The World's Tallest Man

BEIJING (Dec. 14) - The long arms of the world's tallest man reached in and saved two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs, state media and an aquarium official said Thursday.
Bao Xishun, [is] a 7-foot-9 herdsman from Inner Mongolia with 41.7-inch arms.

10. Being a valuable part of a real-life performance of the Aristocrats joke

9. Confuse people by tapping their opposite shoulder from feet away

8. Lifting children from a well

7. Covering Britney Spears' vadge as she gets out of a car

6. Inclusion in the joke: How many Chinese veterinarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they can't do it without the world's tallest man.

5. Steal shit from stores without entering them

4. Making an Asian actor the next Billy Crystal, with My Mongolian Giant

3. Maximum arm flailing on the Wii

2. The ultimate defense against prison keistering

1. The voice and inspiration for the new Chinese cartoon about a superhero who uses his long arms to defeat villains, save the day, and give viewers epilepsy


Anonymous Anonymous said...

britney spears' vag is that big, cavernous in fact.

3:41 PM  

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