Specialty Players

by Antichrist

I really don't know why we let you try out. I mean your fourty yard dash was good, but by traditional standards. Your years of experience playing football didn't really translate into what we're looking for. We want, what we call, Specialty Players.

First of all, we want somebody who can burrow.

We want somebody who can set booby traps on the field.

We want athletes from other sports besides football. We want a high jumper or pole vaulter for leaping over piles. Hopefully the vaulter could use his pole, we haven't checked the rules.

And we want some agile, little kids with skates on the back of their shoes.