Poetry Class

by Antichrist
Okay due next week will be the first assignment. I've made some things required, so you can't reuse one of your old poems. You'll have to write a new one with these inclusions:

1) A slogan of either Arby's or Quizno's.

2) The word cumberbum (use twice).

3) Plagarize Keats.

4) Write in iambic pentameter.

5) Use the second person part of speech, except for the fifth and eighteenth lines.

6) Write as Napoleon's fork.