What I Learned From CPR Instruction Videos
If your child starts choking, he will turn into a mannequin. Once you perform CPR, he will come back to life again (a la Pinocchio).
Most people collapse on the job after they've been invited to the office party. Their recovery is followed by a snide comment with party wordplay.
All instructional videos should be first for humor purposes. Instruction can be somewhere in the top five.
If you are told to quickly dial 911, casually stroll off screen.
The universal sound for choking is absolute silence.
"The scene is safe" should always be said aloud.
Breathing into mannequins is the closest you are going to get to making out with the brunette across the room with the double D's.
Watching the brunette across the room with the double D's repeatedly bring her head down to breath into the mannequin, is the closest you are going to get to see her in that position.
-AC
Most people collapse on the job after they've been invited to the office party. Their recovery is followed by a snide comment with party wordplay.
All instructional videos should be first for humor purposes. Instruction can be somewhere in the top five.
If you are told to quickly dial 911, casually stroll off screen.
The universal sound for choking is absolute silence.
"The scene is safe" should always be said aloud.
Breathing into mannequins is the closest you are going to get to making out with the brunette across the room with the double D's.
Watching the brunette across the room with the double D's repeatedly bring her head down to breath into the mannequin, is the closest you are going to get to see her in that position.
-AC
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