Thursday, September 28, 2006

Facebook / Myspace Control

by Antichrist

You know I would have added you bro, it's just that my girlfriend doesn't let me on the site anymore. She doesn't like me catching up with the slutty chicks from high school that I had sex with while I was dating her.

And she's always on my case about the model babes I add just to squeeze one out to.

I think mostly she's scared about me searching people's interests. Especially when I find a girl that likes Stella, Gnarls Barkley, and butt sex.

So that's why I didn't add you. Although I probably wouldn't have added you anyway. You're kind of a dick.


Blogger CrimsonKing said...

Oh I a dick, huh? Well at least I don't like having buttsecks with high school girls. Wait...

7:57 PM  

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