Peyton Manning Is A Loser

by Antichrist
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Of course I don't mean the MVP of the Super Bowl, I mean the drunk ass formerly known as Scott Wiese. He's a die-hard Bears fan that said he'd change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts beat them in the Super Bowl. Good thing Marques Tuiasosopo isn't on the team.

I could imagine myself saying something like this as a joke. Some things that Scott Wiese did that I wouldn't do were: drunkly signing a petition outside of the bar and getting 15 minutes of fame off a gimmick by following through with the bet.

One obvious benefit is telling drunk chicks that you're Peyton Manning (which you could essentially have work with any athlete's name, except John Amaechi).