Friday, January 26, 2007

Lost Art: Net Hopping

by Antichrist


In today's world of fist pumping and stationary jumping, tennis players no longer bound over the net to shake the hand of their defeated foe. Does it come off as being a poor sport?

I say jumping over the net is the third, no the fourth coolest thing you can do while playing tennis.

1) Going over the net Hulk Hogan style

2) Making out with a ball girl during a point

3) Hitting the ball between your legs

4) Jumping over the net

Falling on your face while trying to net-hop is the most embarrassing thing you can do while playing tennis.

1) Face flop

2) Losing to Anna Kournikova

3) Getting your endorsement deal with Puma dropped

4) Hitting yourself with the racket


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