Monday, January 08, 2007

In My Free Time

100th Post Coming Soon

I’ve had a lot of free time lately, being as the first semester is over and all. Now you might be asking yourself “Then why, Minotaur Man, haven’t you posted more in the blog,” or you might be asking yourself “There’s a Minotaur Man now, when the fuck did this happen!” Well there is a Minotaur who’s supposed to be contributing around here, but he’s a lazy fat stupid Minotaur. Now concerning me, I have had a severe lack of ideas in the past month or two, or three, so my free time online was spent, of course, on pornography. The online porn world is a strange and sticky place, I think I’ve seen a BJ in almost every possible setting, even on my back once. In my search for inspiration, I smoked so much doobage that I had to grip the floor to stop myself from flying away. Upon smoking much doobage I climbed
Mt. Vesuvius in search of my ancestry, but it’s a fucking volcano, it might have been Mt. San Bruno though I don’t remember I was really stoned at the time, cus of the doobage of course. I sat down in the grass and watched the sun set, then suddenly from the grave rose Bob Dylan, wait Bob Dylan isn’t dead, now I remember it was Tom Dylan, Bob’s younger, dead, less successful, long lost, folk singing, additional adjective, younger brother. Anyway he sang Mr. Tambourine man and lulled me to sleep, then the bastard took my wallet, but he did leave me with this, my shoes, and just my shoes. So now I was naked and being naked reminded me of porn, and that’s how I got the idea for this post, so bam right back where we started.

-Minotaur Man

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Dylan, huh? Never heard of him. I have to stop by the Fake Store and check that out.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Goat Singer Of Alpha Centauri said...

oh while your at the fake store could you pick me up some unicorn horns to go on my chain, cus that shit would be ballin!

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Anonymous andrea said...

mmmm. sticky.

12:56 AM  

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