Searching For A Flavor
by Antichrist
Jois: You have to agree though that Taco Bell is the best restaurant.
Tom: Even with that E. coli thing?
Jois: You're gonna think I'm crazy but during that week, Taco Bell was putting out some of the best food that I've ever eaten there.
Tom: Yea, probably because somebody actually made them clean the place.
Jois: Now you know my girl Ashley used to work there.
Tom: She was a slut, and sluts like it dirty.
Jois: All Ashleys are sluts though.
Tom: The proper term is Ashli.
Jois: Whatever. Yo, dude I think I realize what made the tacos taste so good.
Tom: What?
Jois: The E. coli, man. It gave it an extra tang or something.
Tom: Tang? That doesn't make any sense.
Jois: You're right, it was more of a zest.
Tom: So what are you gonna do, get it in your food?
Jois: Yea, how do I do that?
Tom: Shit where you eat.
Jois: No Tom. No! Ben Franklin told me not to shit where I eat.
Tom: The fuck are you talking about?
Jois: Wasn't that one of his haikus?
Tom: Proverbs.
Jois: In Little Richard's?
Tom: Poor Richard's.
Jois: Alma Mater?
Tom: Almanac. Did you really think it was Little Richard's Alma Mater?
Jois: No, I know it's Oakwood Theological College in Huntsville, Alabama.
Tom: All I have to say to that is: Tutti Frutti, Good Booty.
Jois: You have to agree though that Taco Bell is the best restaurant.
Tom: Even with that E. coli thing?
Jois: You're gonna think I'm crazy but during that week, Taco Bell was putting out some of the best food that I've ever eaten there.
Tom: Yea, probably because somebody actually made them clean the place.
Jois: Now you know my girl Ashley used to work there.
Tom: She was a slut, and sluts like it dirty.
Jois: All Ashleys are sluts though.
Tom: The proper term is Ashli.
Jois: Whatever. Yo, dude I think I realize what made the tacos taste so good.
Tom: What?
Jois: The E. coli, man. It gave it an extra tang or something.
Tom: Tang? That doesn't make any sense.
Jois: You're right, it was more of a zest.
Tom: So what are you gonna do, get it in your food?
Jois: Yea, how do I do that?
Tom: Shit where you eat.
Jois: No Tom. No! Ben Franklin told me not to shit where I eat.
Tom: The fuck are you talking about?
Jois: Wasn't that one of his haikus?
Tom: Proverbs.
Jois: In Little Richard's?
Tom: Poor Richard's.
Jois: Alma Mater?
Tom: Almanac. Did you really think it was Little Richard's Alma Mater?
Jois: No, I know it's Oakwood Theological College in Huntsville, Alabama.
Tom: All I have to say to that is: Tutti Frutti, Good Booty.
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