Monday, January 01, 2007

Antichrist's Warning of the Week: Crazy Statues

This is indeed a crazy statue, and should only be put to use by a guy who a) wants to show his significant other that not only is he disinterested in having kids, but they are a force that are to be fended off, preferably naked or b) wants to freak out his neighbors.
A woman could have this statue if a) she's a feminist who thinks that the statue displays a common hobby of men or b) she's turned on by it.

For everyone else, having this statue would get you confused with crazy ass Gary Busey, and prompt the question: Where's the matching totem pole that you constructed after you saw a patch of berries and thought that eating all the berries would be nourishment from the earth?

If you're rich enough to have a statue built in your likeness, it's even more tempting to make it a crazy statue. Instead of a statue of you standing upright, it is much more enticing to have you fighting the Viet Cong with a broken Samurai sword, or giving a blowjob to Napoleon.

A Crazy Girls statue is alright, however it quickly attracts horny old men.

What's your interpretation of the meaning of the Baby Fighter statue?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like some kind of metaphor...for some smart college thing.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Goat Singer Of Alpha Centauri said...

It might have been modeled after Kevin Federline.

6:36 PM  

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