Antichrist's Warning of the Week: Crazy Statues
This is indeed a crazy statue, and should only be put to use by a guy who a) wants to show his significant other that not only is he disinterested in having kids, but they are a force that are to be fended off, preferably naked or b) wants to freak out his neighbors.
A woman could have this statue if a) she's a feminist who thinks that the statue displays a common hobby of men or b) she's turned on by it.
For everyone else, having this statue would get you confused with crazy ass Gary Busey, and prompt the question: Where's the matching totem pole that you constructed after you saw a patch of berries and thought that eating all the berries would be nourishment from the earth?
If you're rich enough to have a statue built in your likeness, it's even more tempting to make it a crazy statue. Instead of a statue of you standing upright, it is much more enticing to have you fighting the Viet Cong with a broken Samurai sword, or giving a blowjob to Napoleon.
A Crazy Girls statue is alright, however it quickly attracts horny old men.
What's your interpretation of the meaning of the Baby Fighter statue?