Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Duck, Duck, Goose Gossage

by Antichrist

Jois: Did you ever play Duck, Duck, Goose Gossage when you were little?

Tom: You mean Duck, Duck, Goose?

Jois: NO! That's what we used to play, until Goose Gossage came to our school. He did a nationwide tour, didn't he stop at your school?

Tom: No, what did he say?

Jois: He pitched us his book The Goose is Loose, and told us to play Duck, Duck, Goose Gossage instead of what we we're playing.

Tom: He should have his own line of vodka.

Jois: He doesn't drink. Goose Goosage recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Tom: So what's different about Duck, Duck, Goose Gossage?

Jois: Instead of running after people you get a ball and have to get three people out. And you've never played that?

Tom: No, I played Duck, Duck, Rollie Fingers.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate Red Bull. It tastes like the shit that comes out of me when I drink it.

6:30 PM  

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