Dinner Prep

Are you still coming over for dinner tonight? Cool, my family's a little weird, don't be freaked out.

Well, they don't use forks. There's none in the house. They read online somewhere about Satan's pitchfork, so they think using a fork symbolizes a reliance on the devil.

Yea, we celebrate Halloween, why? Oh, they haven't found anything online about that.

So other than that, I think you're ready to meet them. We have plenty of spoons and a big collection of knives.

I suppose that is ironic. My family has a nice gun collection too.
-AC

How do you prep someone for meeting people you know?